Now That All Of The World's Other Problems Have Been Solved

St. Paul City Office Boots Easter Bunny:
2 hours, 18 minutes ago

ST. PAUL, Minn. - The Easter Bunny has been sent packing at St. Paul City Hall.

A toy rabbit, pastel-colored eggs and a sign with the words 'Happy Easter' were removed from the lobby of the City Council offices, because of concerns they might offend non-Christians.

Here we fucking go again. If it ain't Christmas, it's something else.
We can't be offending anyone now, can we?

But what cracks me up about this the most, is what does a rabbit, colored eggs and sweets have to do with Easter in the first place? I know, I know. Symbolism blah blah blah, whatever.

The religious correlation has been gone for years.