Fuck That

Man severs penis to prove faithfulness:

AP - Tue May 30, 6:46 PM ET Sent 835 times

KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - A man who apparently severed his penis in an attempt to convince his wife that he was faithful to her was recovering after surgery to reattach the organ at a northern Malaysian hospital, a news report said Tuesday.
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Sorry dear. You're just going to have to take my word for it.