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Monday, May 15, 2006

Willy Wonka's It Ain't

After the suit, the parents will be set for life:
Baby's Hand Severed at Chocolate Factory:

Mon May 15, 6:47 AM ET

HONOLULU - An 18-month-old girl's hand was cut off when it became caught in a conveyor belt at a chocolate factory she was touring with her family, officials said.

The girl's left hand was caught Saturday in a belt at the Menehune Mac Factory Gift Center, fire officials said. By the time firefighters arrived, employees had bandaged the girl and retrieved her hand.
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Now I do feel bad for the girl, but who knows? The docs maay sew it back on and it will be fine.
Of course it's the factory's fault that the parents weren't watching their kid. But that don't matter. They're rich now!
Be careful when bite into those chocolate covered macadamias though. You may still get a fingernail.

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