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Tuesday, September 18, 2007

I Don't Care Who Y'are, Tha's Funny

Nebraska state senator sues God

AP - Mon Sep 17, 11:37 PM ET Sent 496 times

LINCOLN, Neb. - The defendant in a state senator's lawsuit is accused of causing untold death and horror and threatening to cause more still. He can be sued in Douglas County, the legislator claims, because He's everywhere.
A first blush, it seems like the guy is off his rocker. But the point he's trying to make here, is that there are way too many stupid and frivolous lawsuits already. Which, well, there is.

Not that he'll ever get anywhere with it, but I think it's a hoot.

The catch-22 here though, is you have to believe there is an 'almighty' in order to sue. If not, you can't. So in order slam believers, he has to be a believer. BWAH!



Scottsdale Girl said...

Ugh there is a trainee here trying to get workmans comp because she said she got a cold from it being so frigid in our office.


curmudgeon said...


Maybe workman's comp will buy the sissy a sweater.

RobC said...

"So in order slam believers, he has to be a believer. BWAH!"
I never thought of it that way! Wow! :-)

curmudgeon said...

Whatta maroon he is.

RobC said...

Even our Pastor had a comment in church on sunday... we prayed for him! :-)

curmudgeon said...

He'll need it.