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Monday, March 31, 2008

Stew On This

The federal government is sending most of us a $600 rebate.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China. If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs. If we purchase a computer it will go to India. If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala. If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan. If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.

The only way to keep that money here is to drink beer, gamble, or spend it on prostitution. Currently it seems that these are the only products still produced and the only businesses still in the U.S.A.

Maybe ex Governor Eliot Spitzer had the right idea?


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5 comments:

Mark said...

Provided you drink American beer, gamble on American soil (not the rez) and can find a hooker that's decent looking and doesn't have a penis.

curmudgeon said...

Come to Nevada and spend your money!

Jim - PRS said...

For the East Coasters, come to Atlantic City, and help line the pockets of Donald Trump and the rotten politicians. Better than sending the money to Japan?

Close call.

SK said...

Mudge, I lived there. You can't tell me the hookers aren't iffy :)

curmudgeon said...

Jim,
That'll work.

sk,
But at least it's still the local economy. Hey, a feller has to make living too, no?