Yummy

Well, the weekend is coming up, so it's time to ensure your booze pantry is well stocked and your recipe book is handy. You know, in case you have company over or something.

For the recipe book, here are a few new drinks you can try. Or actually, don't. If you're wise:

Prarie Oyster

Looking for a little protein and/or chicken fetus in your drink? Well this is the shot for you!

• 1½ oz. Room Temperature Bourbon
• 1 Raw Egg
• 1 dash Tabasco

Place shot of Bourbon into rocks glass, then crack egg into glass (do not stir). Sprinkle Tabasco on top and enjoy! May want garbage can near by for any "reversals" that could occur.

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Hot Mexican Hooker

Again, we here at Campus Squeeze all agree that this shot is the second-worst ever created, and also the second most appropriately named.

• 1 oz. Jose Cuervo
• ½ oz. of Tabasco Sauce
• One large splash of Tuna Fish Juice

Fill shot with Cuervo and tabasco then fill to the brim with tuna fish juice. Not for the faint of heart. You may want to always keep a can of tuna in your pocket solely to make this shot for your friends.

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The Holocaust

A lot of prep work goes into this shot, and microwaves are needed as well.

• 1 oz. of Vodka
• One Squirt of Hot Mustard
• ½ oz. of Sauerkraut Juice

Mix sauerkraut and vodka, microwave for 10 seconds, squirt in mustard and drink. Or don't, because it really sucks.

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Motor Oil

It's the type of drink that's sure to make you wonder what you just drank and why you did it. It's got a taste of everything, but nothing that should ever be mixed together. Definitely one for your worst enemy.

• 1 oz. Jagermeisteer Herbal Liqueur
• ½ oz. Peppermint Schnapps
• ½ oz. Goldschlager Cinnamon Schnapps
• ½ oz Malibu Coconut Rum

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Liquid Steak

If you are a meat lover, then this one is for you. It's as close to a dead animal in a shot as you will ever get.

• 1½ oz. Barcardi 151
• Worcestershire Sauce

Fill shot with Bacardi then slowly top with a drizzle of Worcestershire Sauce. No knives required.

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Gorilla’s Puke

If the name doesn't give it away, I don't know what will. Also known as 152, this drink will surely have you puking at the end of the night.

• ¾ oz. Bacardi 151
• ¾ oz. Wild Turkey Bourbon Whiskey

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Smoker's Cough

The general consensus of the Campus Squeeze staff is that consistency-wise, this is the worst shot ever created, and also the most appropriately named.

• 1½ oz. Jagermeister
• One dollop of warm Mayonnaise

Fill shot with Jager, scoop in a heaping dollop of Mayo, and try not to puke, has been known to make people stop smoking for good.

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Abortion

The taste isn't as much of a killer as the consistency of this one. Think gooey white substances, with a touch of red. Yes, that's the best way to describe this one.

• ¾ oz. Bailey's Irish Cream
• ¾ oz. Peach Schnapps
• A touch of grenadine

For extra fun, try eating with a coathanger!

They sound yummy, no?



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