What A Maroon

Convicted Molester Claims He Was A Victim of Bigfoot|ABC 7 News:

posted 3:45 pm Wed March 26, 2008 - STAFFORD COUNTY, Va.

A man who claims that he was molested by Bigfoot as a child was ordered to serve 20 years in prison yesterday for his own molestation-related activities.

Gene R. Morrill, 57, of New Ipswich, New Hampshire, had previously pleaded guilty in Stafford Circuit Court to 20 charges stemming from his efforts to solicit 13-year-old boys over the Internet."
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Uh, yeah. Sure dude. I believe you.

Seen any UFO's lately?


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