From The W.T.F? Files

Boyfriend: Woman lived in bathroom

By ROXANA HEGEMAN, Associated Press Writer 2 hours, 22 minutes ago

WICHITA, Kan. - A 35-year-old woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time he called police had a phobia about leaving the bathroom, the boyfriend said.
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The case drew nationwide attention after Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat in the two years she apparently was in the bathroom.

"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."

McFarren, 36, said he can't be certain how long Pam Babcock stayed in the bathroom because "time just went by so quick I can't pinpoint how long." He said beatings she received in her childhood caused her phobia.
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My, how time flies when you're having fun.

Okay, obviously she's a fucking nut. But him? Why would you go that long and not think something about the situation was a bit odd?

They both need to be committed. Or better yet...




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