If it isn't the #1 most overrated fucking 'instrument' in the world, it is a close second.
Let me be perfectly clear on this: If I never hear another gawd-damn ear splitting, tinfoil chewing, fingernails-on-the-blackboard harmonica solo, it will be too soon.
And if you choose to play one near me, it is quite possible that the next time you hear it, it will be because you farted.
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So, you don't want one for Christmas?
Damned it -- is OK, I'll take it back.
Maybe you could trade it for a rake. I could then drag it along the sidewalk.
Well, I could trade it in on a penis enlargement kit but I doubt you'd ever get it.
Totally unnecessary.
Ever driven a wedge into a log? That's how it would be with Mrs C if I were to get an enlargement.
Ever driven a dream into reality?
I understand your jealousy.
In your case it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
HA! HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!
That's all I have so say.
(And to think I opened this comment box thinking I was only gonna type ONE "HA!". . . ;)
Hey Mark, if you read this: I kinda don't like your new comments. :( Haf'ta sign in?
We strive to entertain, Freddie!
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