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Monday, May 08, 2006

Keith Richards Has Head Surgery - Yahoo! News

Keith Richards Has Head Surgery:

2 hours, 23 minutes ago

LONDON - Keith Richards had surgery Monday in New Zealand to relieve pressure in his head following a fall, his representative said.
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I heard he feel from a tree in Fiji.
My question is, what the hell is that old codger doing climbing a tree? He already has tons of brain damage, he don't need any more.
Keith, just set back in your rocker and take it easy. No need to be doing stupid shit on tours.

2 comments:

Peggasus said...

He was climbing a palm tree to get a coconut.

I wonder how they will be able to tell if he is brain-damaged or not.

curmudgeon said...

Whaddya mean 'if'?
Oh. You mean 'more'.