Bwah!

PERILS OF PARIS

Excite - Celebrity Gossip - New York Post:

PARIS Hilton wrecks lives. Just ask Robert 'Millsy' Mills, an Australian 'American Idol' contestant who had a one-night stand with the bed-hopping heiress in Sydney three years ago. He was snapped by paparazzi standing on her balcony the next morning and has been so ridiculed about it that he's fled the country in embarrassment to hide out in Thailand. 'People just refer to him as the guy who had the romance with Paris Hilton - but he just wishes it had never happened,' says his mom, Bronwyn, who's worried her son's recording career has stalled.

Bummer. Oh well.
She's so worn out about now it's got to be like fucking a wet dishrag.