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Thursday, June 29, 2006

Now How'd That Get There?



Operation removes lightbulb from anus:

MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus.
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Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.
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Uumm, yeah. Right.
Praise Allah for enlightening my soul.

4 comments:

Just D said...

I hate when that happens.

curmudgeon said...

Sometimes you wake up in jail, and just never know what's been shoved up your ass.

Patty said...

Uhhuh. yea and I have a little ocean front property in west Tx.

curmudgeon said...

That's where they're all coming from!