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Tuesday, February 06, 2007

A Funny

Via email.
Okay, it's rather sick. Don't blame me, I didn't write it. I only copied it:
An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.

"What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.

"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know I live by the railroad tracks. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the films. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"

"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky bastard, was she pretty?"

"Dunno . . . Never found the head!"





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11 comments:

Scottsdale Girl said...

There is a blowjob joke in there too - somewhere.

EWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Kirsten N. Namskau said...

Uusshh...

curmudgeon said...

S.G.,
Hmmm....

Kirsten,
I agree.

Lee said...

Straight to hell with you!!

curmudgeon said...

Lee,
Maybe, but you loved it. I know it.

Lee said...

Oh dear. This was my first visit to your blog. Maybe I shoulda waited a couple more posts.

curmudgeon said...

Another Lee? Y'all trying to confuse me here?

Anyway, naw. You shouldn't have waited. You actually need to come back more often.

Just D said...

Holy moley, that one actually shocked me. I thought was I was shockproof.

Gotta send this one to the boss.

curmudgeon said...

'D',
I aim to please!

Dick said...

Did ya get any head?

curmudgeon said...

dick,
BWAH!
That would have worked.