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Thursday, February 08, 2007

Quote Of The Day

I'm sure by now, you're all familiar with the story of the psychotic, diaper-wearing, BB gun armed, rubber hose packing, crazed, jealous lover who took off driving 900-odd miles to meet her competition.

In re: I stumbled upon this quote over at Big Dick's Place:
It looks like there's a new Gold standard of total retardedness set for all of you crazy broads, as it's now been verified by the good folks at Guinness Books.
Just in case you didn't know, the earlier record for driving across the country while wearing a diaper and packing heat in the form of a Red Ryder BB gun was held by one of my former girlfriends, who had gone a total of 838 miles, and was finally apprehended when her '73 Plymouth Fury ran out of gas.

Hey, is it just me or has anybody else noticed that the NASA Space Program never had these kinds of issues when it was only men?
That email address is bigdicksplace@yahoo.com
And just so ya know, cheerleading isn't really a sport, so you can stop pretending that it is.
Good gawdamighty. Coke; meet screen.



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