So the kid takes a bottle of salad dressing into the shitter and jerks off into it.
AP - Thu May 24, 10:59 PM ET
WHEATON, Ill. - A judge has ordered a 17-year-old to pay a $750 fine and perform 120 hours of community service for contaminating salad dressing with semen and returning it to a suburban Chicago high school's cafeteria.
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Sorta makes you wonder how many times you've had the 'House Ranch' dressing at the local steak house and gotten a taste of some disgruntled cook's jiz, dunnit?
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4 comments:
Ew. Just....ew.
That boy should be forced to eat all the "Ranch" dressing in the school. On yer salad, on yer pizza, on yer chicken fingers.... brings a new meaning to the term "jerk-off".
i'm just wondering how many times this has been done to me at home
S.G,
Makes ya' wonder, no?
Pooke,
Or drink it straight from the bottle.
Shoes,
BWAH!
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