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Friday, May 25, 2007

Chew On This

Salad dressing semen spawns trouble

AP - Thu May 24, 10:59 PM ET

WHEATON, Ill. - A judge has ordered a 17-year-old to pay a $750 fine and perform 120 hours of community service for contaminating salad dressing with semen and returning it to a suburban Chicago high school's cafeteria.
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So the kid takes a bottle of salad dressing into the shitter and jerks off into it.

Sorta makes you wonder how many times you've had the 'House Ranch' dressing at the local steak house and gotten a taste of some disgruntled cook's jiz, dunnit?




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4 comments:

Scottsdale Girl said...

Ew. Just....ew.

Pooke said...

That boy should be forced to eat all the "Ranch" dressing in the school. On yer salad, on yer pizza, on yer chicken fingers.... brings a new meaning to the term "jerk-off".

shoes said...

i'm just wondering how many times this has been done to me at home

curmudgeon said...

S.G,
Makes ya' wonder, no?

Pooke,
Or drink it straight from the bottle.

Shoes,
BWAH!