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Friday, May 11, 2007

Stuff You Just Can't Make Up

Ripped from the headlines:
  • Panty-clad man tries robbery with lighter AP - Thu May 10, 10:58 PM ET

    INWOOD, W.Va. - A thief covered his face with a pair of blue women's underwear and used a pistol-shaped cigarette lighter in a botched robbery of a convenience store, police said. "I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried," State Police Sgt. T.C. Kearns told The Journal in Martinsburg.

  • Armless, one-legged driver leads chase AP - Thu May 10, 6:19 PM ET

    NEW PORT RICHEY, Fla. - Authorities were led on a high speed vehicle chase by an armless, one-legged man, and they said this wasn't the first time the 40-year-old eluded police.

  • German man found after 7 years dead in bed Reuters - 1 hour, 25 minutes ago

    BERLIN (Reuters) - The decomposed corpse of a German man was found alone in his bed after nearly seven years, police in the western city of Essen said Thursday.

  • Executed man gets last meal wish after he dies Reuters - Thu May 10, 2:26 PM ET

    NASHVILLE, Tennessee (Reuters) - A convicted murderer put to death in Tennessee this week got his last meal wish after he died.

I just don't have anything to add to these. The stories write themselves.



Kirsten N. Namskau said...

We live in a very sick world ...

SK said...

The one about the guy in Berlin is terribly sad to me.

The armless dude just cracked me up!! Yeah, I'm probably goin' to hell....

curmudgeon said...

And a strange one.

One would think the aroma would have alerted someone he was ailing.
And I'm guessing the cops chansing the armless dude got all sorts of shit from their cohorts.