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Monday, June 18, 2007

That Damn Global Warming

I think I've heard it all now:

Climate change behind Darfur killing

Article from: Agence France-Presse
From correspondents in Washington

June 17, 2007 07:21am

THE slaughter in Darfur was triggered by global climate change and that more such conflicts may be on the horizo, UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon says in an article published today.
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Let's see now, what else can we blame on Global Warming™?
Oh! I know! How about the desire for North Korea to develop nukes? Surely that can be blamed on Global Warming™ too.
Or maybe pedophile priests? I'm sure they wouldn't be so horny if it weren't so damn hot.
Then there's silicone breast implants! All the trouble they've caused leaking and shit. Again, too damn hot.
If we really backed up and thought about it a bit, I'm sure we could come up with all sorts of other ills caused by Global Warming™.

Fucking morons.



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5 comments:

Pooke said...

Saw the same damn repoort, Dave. Who knew the new UN Sec could be more deft than Kofi. And it also shows what a corrupt bunch of buggers they are.

It's really sad that he would use the plight of these poor people to defend muslim fucktards and find a way to blame the US. His warped pathology really showcases the inept credibility of the UN.

linda said...

Ditto!

curmudgeon said...

Well put.

He evidently has one hell of a spin doctor aboard his ship of fools.

Scottsdale Girl said...

UN = circle jerk

curmudgeon said...

Exactly.
Criminals.