Owie!

Get a load of this:

Man pinned under tree amputates his leg

AP - Wed Jun 6, 9:43 PM ET

IOWA HILL, Calif. - Alone in the woods with his left leg pinned beneath a fallen tree for 11 hours, a 66-year-old man used pocket knives to cut off his limb below the knee to free himself, a neighbor and authorities said.
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Too bad this dude wasn't around at the time:

Chain saw-wielding man arrested in Maine

AP - Thu Jun 7, 4:42 PM ET

HOWLAND, Maine - A man who waved a chain saw over his head, threatened motorists and did some impromptu pruning of local shrubbery was arrested at gunpoint.
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BWAH!




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