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Thursday, August 28, 2008

Spam Subject of the Day

"Britney Spears Releases Twelve Days of Christmas CD"
Oh, yea. That's a must have. Here's the likely track listing:
  1. All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Fake Tits
  2. Deck My Ex
  3. Frost Up My Nose, Man
  4. Have Yourself A Merry Little Divorce
  5. I Saw Mommy Take My Children
  6. I'll Be In Jail For Christmas
  7. Britney The Red-nosed Alcoholic
  8. Handcuff Ride
  9. Oh Come All Ye Paparazzi
  10. The Twelve Sins of Christmas
Everybody sing the first five along with me! Come on now, you know how it goes:

Britney's Twelve Days of Christmas

♫♫♪ On the fist day of Christmas, my handler gave to me,
A ride in an a-ambulance.

On the second day of Christmas, my handler gave to me,
Two oxycontins,
And a ride in an a-ambulance.

On the third day of Christmas, my handler gave to me,
Three valiums,
Two oxycontins,
And a ride in an a-ambulance.

On the fourth day of Christmas, my handler gave to me,
Four paparazzi,
Three valiums,
Two oxycontins,
And a ride in an a-ambulance.

On the fifth day of Christmas, my handler gave to me,
Fiiiiive faaaat bluuuuunts!
Four paparazzi,
Three valiums,
Two oxycontins,
And a ride in an a-ambulance. ♫♪♫♪♪


That was beautiful!!! Give yourself a hand!!:





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