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Monday, August 25, 2008

Whore Rotta Ruv

Yup. The big hoe-down (a.k.a. The Olympics) is finally over with. Allah be fucking praised.
The U.S. took home the most medals overall, with China taking home the most gold, at least for now. After they gather up birth certificates for all the 12 and 13 year-old Chinese participants, the Olympic committee may change their minds on some of the medals.

But in the meantime, you Chinese can go back to your everyday lives now, making cheap shit for WalMart:






Belching your clouds of unregulated pollutants into our atmosphere:





And serving up your paws-ta:




Oh, and the title? In case you - like me - didn't watch the big closing ceremony bullshit last night, I guess that with handing over the reins to England for the 2012 Olympics, Jimmy Page played the guitar whilst some English woman wailed a Chinese government mandated tamed down rendition of classic Zep tune of "Whole Lotta Love". My understanding is that the 'real' version was too suggestive for their tender ears.

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

The Chinese look civilized on the outside, but I wonder. Some of the things they do are really beyond the pale.

curmudgeon said...

I'm sure their government - like any other oppressive government - don't like to show the real picture.