Fuck Off Friday

WOOHOO!!! Time for another episode of Fuck Off Friday!

This week, we have a major announcement. A marvel of engineering.
The cool thing about it is even though it's not here in the United States, we all own a piece of this building. How's that you say? Because we all drive cars, fly in planes, ride the bus, and heat our homes. Yes, here's where all that $3.00+ per gallon of gas money goes.

The 'regular' people in Dubai are still poor and starving, but the princes build gawdy islands and buildings.

The next time you say Americans should be feeding starving children in and curing AIDS in South Africa instead of sending people to explore space or fight wars, take another look at Dubai. See how they live.

So Dubai, I say to you and your glitz,

FUCK OFF!

Prior "Fuck Off"s:
Rappers
Halloweenies
Harry Reid
Celebrity attention whores
Gun Fearing Wussys
Cindy Sheethead


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Fuck Off Friday

Yes, it's time for another Fuck Off Friday. It's been quite a while, so I'm way overdue.
Sometimes there are just too many things going on and I don't get the chance, and other times I just don't feel inspired. It's not like there isn't anyone deserving of the spotlight, lawdy knows there are plenty who do.

Anyway, for those who don't know, the premise of "Fuck Off Friday" usually revolves around screwing around on your last work day before the upcoming weekend. Fuck Off Friday around here means I get to spotlight some fucking idiot and tell them to Fuck Off. (For prior issues, see the links below.)

So this F.O.F. revolves around a certain ass boil that just seems to keep rising and festering, but refuses to pop and go away:

Sheehan announces House candidacy

AP - Thu Aug 9, 6:28 PM ET

SAN FRANCISCO - A tearful Cindy Sheehan cited her son, killed in Iraq, as her inspiration as she announced her candidacy Thursday for the U.S. House against Rep. Nancy Pelosi.
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Ah, there she goes with the alligator tears again. Good gawd. Give it a rest bitch. Get a new hobby. Your worthless ass hasn't done anything constructive for your cause yet, and you're going to fail miserably at any elected office you try to attain.

First of all, her only agenda is the war. She would never amount to anything for other issues. And her in the "House of Representatives"? If she was from my state, I sure as hell wouldn't be wanting someone with that strong of narrow minded personal agenda to "represent". And running against Pelosi? HAH! It is to laugh.

So Cindy Shithand, you're a disgrace to the country and even more, your family.

Fuck Off!

I'm sure your son would be so veeeeeerrrrrry proud of you.

Bitch.



Prior "Fuck Off"s:
Rappers
Halloweenies
Harry Reid
Celebrity attention whores
Gun Fearing Wussys



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Fuck Off Friday

Updated: Upon reflection, I thought this would be better expressed as a Fuck Off Friday. Especially since i haven't done one for a spell.

This has got to be the stupidest quote from the stupidest bunch of fucking stupid morons I have ever read:

"Concealed weapons are a threat, just like all other firearms in the community, ..."

I don't know about these idiots, but where I come from, you have to have a pretty good set of skills, and attend quite a truckload of education in order to be qualified to even apply for a CCW (Carry Concealed Weapon) permit.

The article starts out thus:

A while back we gave kudos to a South Dakota paper for putting the list of CCW permitholders in that state online and searchable– the public has a right to know who chooses to endanger their communities by carrying a concealed weapons.
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They actually believe people who carry a concealed weapon LEGALLY are a danger to their little pussy asses.

NEWSFLASH! It's usually not good, honest, law-abiding citizens who commit crimes. And I guaran-fucking-tee that most CCW holders are not in that group.

So Gun Fearing Wussy Guys:

Fuck Off.

Like they say, "With friends like the Gun Pussies Guys, who needs enemies."


Hat tip: Dick.

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Fuck Off Friday

It's been a while since I've done a Fuck Off Friday. Sorry. I know you all are feeling slighted. But what can I say. I've been remiss.

Anyway, the news is full of bullshit media whores that I really don't give two - or for that matter, even one shit about.

Take Butch Brit for instance:

She ended up looking like an old familiar face:
Hell. The only reason she did that shit is so she could pass a drug test and keep her kids. Which - I feel sorry for the little brats having to grow up around that fucked-up bitch.
In and out of rehab? How many more times is she going to play that game? I hope her dumb-ass ex gets the kids and she ends up paying him a fortune in alimony and child support.
He's a loser too, but maybe not as big of one as she is.


Then we have the late Ms. Smith:
That coked-up, opportunistic slut was doomed anyway. If she didn't die when she did, it wouldn't have been much longer.


And last but of course, not least, we have the Oscars!:

This is when every phony phukk in Hollywood dresses up in rented jewelry, overpriced clothes, and shit-eating grins and struts their shit down the so called 'red carpet' to receive their bogus award and waste an evening of air time on the teevee.

I hate award shows anyway, won't even be in the same room if they're on. So I defintely ain't going to be wasting my time watching that shit.

So to all of you celeb types out looking for attention, I say:

FUCK OFF!!!

I don't need your shit. I have a life.

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Fuck Off Friday

Where Does The Time Go? I've been remiss, I know. Sorry. I haven't posted a 'Fuck Off Friday' in quite some time now.

Was it that I haven't been pissed enough at a particular individual that they needed my opinion of them publicly known?
Nah, that can't be it.

Was it that I've been too distracted to really stew on an issue to the point that it needed to be publicly aired?
That's the more likely scenario.

Well, whichever it is, here's one now.


This week's "Fuck Off Friday" goes to this dickhead:

"Shit. That's what I'm full of. Yes. Shit."

The 'esteemed' senate majority leader, Harry Reid:

[...]
Senator Reid says he knows that the Democratic majority is a fragile one. And there's a lot of pressure on Democrats to move the nation forward. If they don't, they'll get most of the blame, much like the Republicans have over the past few years.
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Uh, gee. Do ya' think so there sport?
You gawd-damned right you'll get the blame. Republicans will be crawling all over your asses like maggots on roadkill with the "Told you so"`s the first time you even get close to fucking up.

In the meantime, anyone in cahoots with Pelosi can't be too concerned with the welfare of this country. So Harry, here you go:

Fuck Off!

You haven't done anything but fuck the citizens of Nevada so far, why should I think you're going to do any better for the country?

Fuck Off Friday

It's here! Fuck Off Friday.

No, not the day where you kick back, take it easy and slack off the remainder of the week. This is the day where I get to tell someone to FUCK OFF!!!

So who gets it this week? Why, these assholes. Go have a look.

Some dickhead dressed up as a terrorist/suicide bomber for Halloween. Staged executions, torture scenarios, the whole shebang. And the best (worst?) part of it is the president of the University of Pennsylvania went along with it.

Yah, sweet. Most people think that dressing up as a murderer - such as Hitler, Saddam or Stalin - would deserve a good ass-beating. Not being all P.C. and shit. But evidently, this was okay.

So, to the arrogant assholes in costume, FUCK OFF!

Fuck Off Friday

In keeping with the tradition I started last week, here it is, another "Fuck Off Friday"!

So who or what deserves the prestigious finger this week?
Why, RAPPERS! Of Course!

If you by chance, have been following along in the comments, you'll know I had an anonymous commentor trying to convince me that rap all but eminated from the harps of angels. That it involved great deals of ingenuity [kack], creativity [right], and most of all talent [BWAAAHHHHH].

So - that rap, or hip-hop, or whatever the hell you want to call it, "music" (sort of like Kool-aid is Dom Perignon), gets the big "FUCK OFF"!
There is too much good music out there to listen to that nasty shit.

Fuck Off Friday

Okay, I've decided to start a new tradition around here. And I'm going to call it "Fuck Off Friday".

In my industry, Fuck Off Friday - or FOF - is usually reserved for deadwork. In other words, there's work to be done, but no major system changes or installs are made the day before the weekend. Why? Because invariably, something unforeseen goes wrong and you spend your weekend - or at least a portion of it - fixing it. This is something I don't like to do.

But in my little semi-anonymous corner of the blog world, FOF will be akin to the "Steaming Pile Of Shit" awards I tend to dish out. It will be little passive-aggressive way of letting someone know my opinion of them.

So with that, here is the first installment of "Fuck Off Friday":

Streisand fans tell the star to shut up and sing


NEW YORK (Reuters) - Some of Barbra Streisand's fans have some advice for the diva as she makes a rare U.S. tour -- shut up and sing.
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Good advice. These people are paying good money to listen to your songs. Not your opinion.

So Babs, FUCK OFF!



Oh, and happy friggin' Friday the 13th!