Oopsy Daisy

Glad to hear it:

Key Al Qaeda Figure Accidentally Blows Himself Up, U.S. Officials Say

A man whom the U.S. described as a key figure in Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula accidentally blew himself up, U.S. military officials told Fox News.

The officials say Nayif Al-Qahtani was "messing with a bomb" when it went off. U.S. officials had been watching him, but Fox News' sources insist the U.S. had nothing to do with his death.
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BWAAAAAHHHH!!!! That's a hoot!

I reckon he won't be going back to al queda school for a refresher course on bomb making.


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Curious

Gay couple sentenced to maximum 14 years in Malawi

BLANTYRE, Malawi - A judge sentenced a couple to the maximum 14 years in prison with hard labor under Malawi's anti-gay legislation, and crowds jeered the two men as they were driven from the court house to jail Thursday.
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So this begs the question. Are the prisons over there are like the ones over here?
If so, no worries. They'll get all the buttfucking and cocksucking they want.

These girly-men are probably looking forward to the sentence.


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Bumfuckistan - UPDATE

As previously mentioned in this post, I have a nephew in the service who was stationed in Afghanistan.
I got the word today that he is back in the states safe and sound.

Glad to hear it "J", and thanks.


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Nice

Israeli soldiers' T-shirts depict shooting Arabs
JERUSALEM – Israel's military condemned soldiers for wearing T-shirts of a pregnant woman in a rifle's cross-hairs with the slogan "1 Shot 2 Kills," and another of a gun-toting child with the words, "The smaller they are, the harder it is."
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"♫♪♫ ...And I think to myself, what a wonderful world. ♫♪♪"

We need to nuke the fuckers.



Update: I know 'W' ain't in there no more, but maybe it's not too late.




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No Surprises There

More on the raghead v. raghead war.

Iran warns Hamas not to accept truce
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"The Iranians threatened to stop weapons supplies and funding to the Palestinian factions if they agreed to a cease-fire with Israel. The Iranians want to fight Israel and the US indirectly. They are doing this through Hamas in Palestine and Hizbullah in Lebanon".
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And to think there are actually people who refer to the United States military as baby killers.



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You Dog!

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Well, Shit.

Sorry sweet lady.

This is supposed to be the time of year for family and friends, wassail, cookies, giving and sharing, joy and kindness. But thanks to a bunch of greedy mutherfukkers, there seems to be nothing this year but sadness, worry, anticipation and wonder.

Best wishes for you, and good luck. I hope the new endeavor eventually serves you.

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All In The Family

Indian village proud after double "honor killing"

BALLA, India (Reuters) - Five armed men burst into the small room and courtyard at dawn, just as 21-year-old, 22-week pregnant, Sunita was drying her face on a towel.

They punched and kicked her stomach as she called out for her sleeping boyfriend "Jassa", 22-year-old Jasbir Singh, witnesses said. When he woke, both were dragged into waiting cars, driven away and strangled.

Their bodies, half-stripped, were laid out on the dirt outside Sunita's father's house for all to see, a sign that the family's "honor" had been restored by her cold-blooded murder.
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Sunita's father Om Prakash has confessed to murdering his pregnant daughter and her boyfriend, police told Reuters. An uncle and two cousins were among four others arrested.

And American companies continue to outsource jobs to these backward-assed motherfuckers when instead they should all be annihilated.

The one good thing that came out of this is that the baby she was carrying won't grow up to be just like them.


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Score Another One For The Good Guys

U.S. air strike kills al Qaeda boss in Somalia

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"Infidel planes bombed Dusamareb," Shabaab spokesman Mukhtar Ali Robow told Reuters by phone, referring to a town in central Somalia, where body parts lay strewn round a wrecked house.

"Two of our important people, including Ayro, were killed."
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WOOHOO!!! Let's here it for the infidels!




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Yawn

Bin Laden video to declare war on Musharraf: site

Thu Sep 20, 5:23 AM ET

DUBAI (Reuters) - An Islamist Web site said on Thursday it would carry a new video from al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden in which he declares war on Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf and the Pakistani army.
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Blah blah blah, kill the infidels. Blah blah blah, al Qaeda rules. Blah blah blah Muhammad is the shit. Blah blah blah...

I hope they dress up his stand in better this time than they did the last time.



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Fuck Off Friday

WOOHOO!!! Time for another episode of Fuck Off Friday!

This week, we have a major announcement. A marvel of engineering.
The cool thing about it is even though it's not here in the United States, we all own a piece of this building. How's that you say? Because we all drive cars, fly in planes, ride the bus, and heat our homes. Yes, here's where all that $3.00+ per gallon of gas money goes.

The 'regular' people in Dubai are still poor and starving, but the princes build gawdy islands and buildings.

The next time you say Americans should be feeding starving children in and curing AIDS in South Africa instead of sending people to explore space or fight wars, take another look at Dubai. See how they live.

So Dubai, I say to you and your glitz,

FUCK OFF!

Prior "Fuck Off"s:
Rappers
Halloweenies
Harry Reid
Celebrity attention whores
Gun Fearing Wussys
Cindy Sheethead


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I'll Have A Double Whopper With Cheese

Court says Hindu sacred bull Shambo must die

Mon Jul 23, 3:02 PM ET

LONDON (Reuters) - Shambo, a sacred bull kept by a group of Hindus in Wales who has tested positive for bovine tuberculosis, can be slaughtered, a London court ruled on Monday, overturning last week's block on his death sentence.
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Sorry, but cows are among the stupidest fucking animals on the planet. And anyone that holds them as scared, is a fucking moron.

Kill the beast and gimme an order of tater tots with that Whopper.




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Shut Up And Drive

Airport hits cabbies for refusing fares

AP - Mon Apr 16, 6:51 PM ET Sent 189 times

MINNEAPOLIS - Taxi drivers who refuse service to travelers carrying alcohol at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport face tougher penalties despite protests from Muslim cabbies who sought a compromise for religious reasons, officials said Monday.
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Simple. Camel fuckers have a choice. Take the job or not. They don't want to haul someone with booze in their possession or on their breath they can go buy a 7-Eleven or a cheap motel. They don't have to drive a cab.

I would rather someone take a cab than drive a car if they've been partying it up. I guess those muslim fucks would rather they didn't.

Fuck you. Go back to the desert. You probably can't drive worth a shit anyway.




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Fuckers

3 at Yale accused of burning U.S. flag

Wed Apr 4, 9:01 AM ET

NEW HAVEN, Conn. - Three Yale University students, one a U.S. citizen born in Pakistan, were arrested on charges of setting fire to an American flag hanging outside a home.
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Huh? Whuzzat? Areested for burning a flag?
What's that about? I thought it wasn't illegal to burn a flag. Freedom of speech, expression, blah blah blah.

...were arrested early Tuesday on charges ranging from reckless endangerment to arson, police said.

[giggle] Arrest them for reckless endangerment and arson! I love it!

Hey, whatever works.




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About Fucking Time

Iran president says to free British sailors

54 minutes ago

TEHRAN (Reuters) - Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad freed 15 British sailors and marines on Wednesday, offering a "gift" to Britain that ended a 13-day crisis which had rattled world financial markets.
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The Iranis knew they were going to get their ass handed to them eventually, so they made the only decision they could make.

In the meantime, gas prices will still go up.




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Politically Incorrect

You've probably heard about the big chocolate Jesus fiasco. Here's an alternative:



Just thought I would see how many people this would piss off.


Update: I guess the display has been canceled.
Oh well. They're welcome to Muhammed if they want to use it instead.




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Insane

Passengers may be sued in imams' removal

MINNEAPOLIS - Six Muslim men removed from a plane last fall after being accused of suspicious behavior are suing the airline and threatening to sue the passengers who complained — a move some fear could discourage travelers from speaking up when they see something unusual.
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Once again, criminals (alledged or not) have more rights than law-abiding citizens.
Q- What's the difference here between camel fuckers talking shit or shaved head neo-nazis talking shit?
A- Not a gawddam thing.

Yes kids, ass up for Allah. And kiss the libtards' feet while you're down there. Get some practice in for when you are compelled to stop and pray 5 times a day, because that is your new religion.



Hat tip: Dick


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Blimey! Growing Some Stones Luv?

Sorry. Yeah, I know. I suck trying to mimmick the dialect.

Anyway,

Britain turns up heat on Iran, woman to be freed
19 minutes ago

LONDON (Reuters) - Iran said it would free a woman among 15 British sailors held since last week after Britain presented evidence it said showed they were captured in Iraqi waters and turned up the pressure by halting official contacts with Iran.
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Fucking towel heads. Again I say, time to git off'n yer bloody arses and show them you're serious.




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Score Another One For The Good Guys

Let's see. That makes two in so many weeks?

Australian pleads guilty at Guantanamo

Mon Mar 26, 11:27 PM ET

GUANTANAMO BAY U.S. NAVAL BASE, Cuba (Reuters) - Australian David Hicks, the first prisoner to face a new U.S. war crimes tribunal, unexpectedly pleaded guilty on Monday to a charge of helping al Qaeda fight American troops and their allies during the U.S.-led invasion of Afghanistan.
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Tell me again how important it is to let these prisoners go, since they've been there too long.






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Any Excuse

Iran says detained Britons well, location secret

24 minutes ago

TEHRAN (Reuters) - Iran says British sailors it detained are well but has not disclosed where they are being held, Britain said on Monday, as tension over their capture and Tehran's nuclear plans sent oil prices to a 2007 high.
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Oh yes. A fucking camel trips and oil companies raise prices.
Habib farts and ... you guessed it. Up go the prices.

Give me a fucking break. Summer is on the way and oil prices are going to go up once again.
Even if those gawddam Iranian camel fuckers let the brits go, oil prices won't come down any, and it will still be dubya's fault.




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