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Thursday, February 23, 2006

A Funny

Three Rednecks were working on repairs of the telephone tower - Steve, Bruce and Ed.

Steve falls off and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."

Ed says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of beer.

Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Ed?"

"Steve's wife gave it to me," Ed replies.

"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"

Well, not exactly", Ed says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'."

She said, "No, I'm not a widow."

And I said, "I'll bet you a case of beer you are".





2 comments:

As always... Rachael said...

I'll deliver the bad news for that kind of payment!

curmudgeon said...

Works for me!