Stupid Gifts
My favorite is the egg separator:

Or the sperm bank:

But the "Yes We Can" opener is good too:

As is the old favorite - the Hillary Nutcracker:

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Folks who know me alternate between calling me a 'Grumpy Old Bastard' and a 'Curmudgeon'.
Dammit! I am none of the above!
4 comments:
I saw a Bill Clinton cork screw. You can imagine....
So did Monica. :)
Lol! I want one of each please!
Some good ones there.
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