Another Worthless Study

Finger length may predict financial success

Mon Jan 12, 6:05 PM ETSent 210 times

WASHINGTON - The length of a man's ring finger may predict his success as a financial trader. Researchers at the University of Cambridge in England report that men with longer ring fingers, compared to their index fingers, tended to be more successful in the frantic high-frequency trading in the London financial district.
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Yeah. Right. And the middle finger is an indicator of how long your dick is too. Blah blah blah.

That must mean the execs from the closed up or bailed out banks with the golden parachutes have longer ring fingers than the poor saps working for them or investing with them.

Study these folks and give me an indicator of how successful they are:













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