The 11thHusband...
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband to 'Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin'.
'What?' said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be if you've been married ten times.?'
'Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be.
'Husband # 2 was in Software Services. He was never really sure how it was suppose to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.
'Husband # 3 was from Field Services. He said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
'Husband # 4 was inTelemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
'Husband # 5 was an Engineer. He understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.
'Husband #6 was from Administration. He thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
'Husband # 7 was in Marketing. Although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
'Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist. All he did was talk about it.
'Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist. All he did was look at it.
'Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector. All he ever did was........ God I miss him.
' But now that I've married you, I'm so excited'.
'Wonderful', said the husband, 'but why?
'You're with the 'GOVERNMENT'...
This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED for sure.'
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2 comments:
And so she was, and lived happily ever after.
Definitely getting her wish, I'm sure.
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