Funny (Sad?) But True

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The 11thHusband...

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband to 'Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin'.

'What?' said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be if you've been married ten times.?'

'Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be.

'Husband # 2 was in Software Services. He was never really sure how it was suppose to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.

'Husband # 3 was from Field Services. He said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

'Husband # 4 was inTelemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

'Husband # 5 was an Engineer. He understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.

'Husband #6 was from Administration. He thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

'Husband # 7 was in Marketing. Although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

'Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist. All he did was talk about it.

'Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist. All he did was look at it.

'Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector. All he ever did was........ God I miss him.

' But now that I've married you, I'm so excited'.

'Wonderful', said the husband, 'but why?

'You're with the 'GOVERNMENT'...
This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED for sure.'

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