Outta Here

I will be outta town until Monday - again, so y'all have a weekend. K?




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What In THEEE Hell?

Bar sued over alleged police beating

1 hour, 56 minutes ago

CHICAGO - Four men who claim they were beaten by off-duty police officers at a Chicago bar sued the establishment, accusing it of serving alcohol to intoxicated officers who "assaulted and battered" them "without provocation."
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Yeah, that's really going to teach the cops a lesson. "We can go drink at a bar and beat people up. All they'll do is sue the bar!"

Fucking greedy bastards hiring fucking greedy ambulance chasers. That's all it is.
The bar didn't pour the booze down the cops' throat, even if they did give it to them. The gawddamn cops are responsible!!!
It's like saying some homeowner is responsible for me getting fucked up because I drove my car into the tree in his yard.

Gawddamn! Stupid shit like this really pisses me off.





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Swell

Birkhead is father of Anna Nicole's baby

Tue Apr 10, 5:27 PM ET

NASSAU (Reuters) - A former boyfriend, Larry Birkhead, was identified on Tuesday as the father of Playboy Playmate Anna Nicole Smith's 7-month-old daughter after DNA test results were released by a Bahamas court.
[...]

Nice to know that's settled.

So, hey Dickhead er, Birkhead. How does it make you feel to know there were that many other possibles? Does it make you feel good to know that the ho' you were soaking your dick in was getting drilled by that many other nice gents?
Luck y you. Your chamber happened to contain the lucky bullet.

A high five goes out to you there bro. Make that a double.




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Spam Subject Of The Day

"Don't let ED affect your sex life!"

ED? ED who?
No worries. I like wimmen.




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BWAH!

Radio jock Imus suspended for two weeks

By Arthur Spiegelman 1 hour, 12 minutes ago

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Shock jock Don Imus, who has made a career out of outrageous comments, was suspended on Monday for making racist remarks by both the radio and television networks that carry his program.

CBS Radio and MSNBC, which broadcasts the radio show on television, suspended Imus for two weeks for saying the mostly black Rutgers University women's basketball team looked like a bunch of "nappy-headed hos."
[...]

The two main arguments I've heard are:

1. "CSB/MSNBC hired him knowing what he is like, so they shouldn't be penalizing him for doing what he does."
2. "He said a racist thing and should be fired immediately."

The way I see it, is if those words were part of on of the many rap "songs" on the market, he would have a hit record on his hands. Especially if he was black.
Fucking shit.

Lyrics in rap songs are more derogatory than anything to ever the radio and teevee airwaves, but yet those are not only totally acceptable, but they're worth a fucking fortune.

You don't see Al Sharpton clouding up and raining all over rappers asses.




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You're Kidding, Right?

Automakers challenge Vermont emissions law

By Scott Malone 2 hours, 44 minutes ago

BURLINGTON, Vermont (Reuters) - The U.S. auto industry challenges Vermont in court on Tuesday, trying to block efforts by 10 states adopting stricter limits on vehicle emissions of carbon dioxide, a main greenhouse gas.
[...]

Carbon dioxide? You mean the gas - along with water vapor - which is the result of complete combustion?
You mean the same stuff we exhale after taking in air?

I have your cure right here: Limit the hot air blown by these dumb-ass politicians to maybe something like one hour a day. Levels of C02 gas would drop to immeasurable levels in a matter of weeks.




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Fucking Morons At It Again

Guns at home equal higher suicide risk: study

40 minutes ago

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Suicide rates among people of all ages are higher in states where more homes have guns, U.S. researchers reported on Tuesday.
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Once again, and try to follow along here - I'll speak slowly:

It's. Not. The. Gun. It's. The. Moron. Holding. It.

I've got five bucks that says you could substitute the word 'pills' for 'guns' in the above statement and it would work just as well.
Or maybe substitute 'razors'. Or maybe even 'cars'. Or in Brad Delp's case, 'BBQ grill' fer chrissakes.

If someone really wants to off them self they or someone else, they will find a way.





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Spam Subject Of The Day

"Is mercedita because kernville"

Well, that explains it then.




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Hey Yabu

That's a nice rack.




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Spam Subject Of The Day

"Or it fifty"

No, it forty-two.




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Happy Friggin' Birthday!!!

Lee.




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Okay, One More. That's It

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Even More Easter Shit

The pope also wishes you a Happy Easter!






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Any Chance You Could Take Her Hunting Cheney?

Cheney accuses Pelosi of "bad behavior" in Syria
[...]
Cheney harshly criticized Pelosi's visit to
Syria this week and declared in an interview, "The president is the one who conducts foreign policy, not the speaker of the House."
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I don't know who the fuck she thinks she is, but whatever it is, she ain't.

You just don't send a boy to do a man's job.



To wit:

It is really scary that she is so far up the ladder she could by default, end up being the President of the United States. Odds are it wouldn't happen. But if by chance it did, good gawd.



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Even More Easter Shit

A funny:





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More Easter Shit

Peeps: I hate them. They're disgusting.

But they do make nice apparel:








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Spam Subject Of The Day

"Is expanse before nucleate"

Absolutely. It just hasn't been proven yet.




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'Nuther Funny

Well, not so much.
It's really about the nanny state, libtard, litigious society we live in nowdays:






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Just So You Know

One of my all-time favorite songs: A tout le monde



Crank it up. Listen. Enjoy.




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A Funny

One day last week, a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up:

Fireman
Mechanic
Businessman
Salesman
Doctor
Lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some math problems and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," the boy said,

"He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton elected as our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids"

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