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Tuesday, September 26, 2006

From The 'Duh' Files - Again

Thrown eggs can cause serious eye injury :

Reuters - Tue Sep 26, 7:32 AM ET

NEW YORK (Reuters Health) - As many people gear up for their celebration of Halloween, which often includes pranks like throwing raw eggs at strangers, a team of UK researchers warns about the potential eye damage that can be caused by this practice.
Uh, really? You mean that if I throw something and it his you in the eye, it could cause damage?
I'll be damned.

Well, after a few minutes cogitation and some serious research (not), I have comprised a short list of other objects that could potentially cause eye damage if someone was to throw them at you:
  • Water ballons
  • Snowballs
  • Bleach
  • Footballs
  • Acid
  • Rocks
  • Axes
  • Lawn darts
  • Javelins
  • Bowling balls
  • Rhinoceroses
  • Automobiles
  • 747s
So there you go. And it didn't cost you a dime.


Jean said...

big breasteses.

curmudgeon said...

Very true.
Those can be dnagerous.