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Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Jurassic Prick

I am compelled, forced even, to comment on this article. I mean, how can you avoid it?
First penis transplant reversed after two weeks

1 hour, 46 minutes ago

LONDON (Reuters) - Surgeons in China who said they performed the first successful penis transplant had to remove the donated organ because of the severe psychological problems it caused to the recipient and his wife.

Dr Weilie Hu and surgeons at Guangzhou General Hospital in China performed the complex 15-hour surgery on a 44-year old man whose penis had been damaged in a traumatic accident.

"The patient finally decided to give up the treatment because of the wife's psychological rejection, as well as the swollen shape of the transplanted penis" Hu added.
Oh how the locker room jokes could abound.
"I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR dick!" comes to mind, when a guy is referring to a rather unattractive woman.

That would be just too weird; having another guy's pecker tucked in your pants.
And then to have some ugly disfigurement there to boot. Ugh.


Anonymous said...

Why you give me black-man penis? Me not black. Me yellow. You give me wrong color schlong. New schlong scare wife. Much crying.

curmudgeon said...

Now that would be a sight.

heartinsanfrancisco said...

At first um, blush, it sounds as if his wife was quite faithful. But then you have to question why she was (perhaps) faithful to only one part of him.

What would she do if he had a heart transplant?