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Friday, September 22, 2006

What A Way To Go

Harlem baby dies after falling in vomit:

Fri Sep 22, 1:05 AM ET

NEW YORK - A 3-month-old infant fell off a bed into a bucket of her teenage mother's vomit and died, said police, who charged the woman with negligent homicide on Thursday.
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What a nice mommy.

"So, do you have any kids?"
"No. Well, I had one daughter, but she died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. What happened?"
"She uh, well, I went out partying. When I cam home, I puked in a bucket, and my baby girl fell in it and drowned."
"Umm. Oh. Well, it sounds like you don't deserve to have kids anyway."

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Stomach acid is not good for your teeth.

curmudgeon said...

That and bleach.

heartinsanfrancisco said...

Ghastly. That poor baby had some realllly bad karma.

curmudgeon said...

More like a stupid mother.