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Wednesday, January 10, 2007

A Funny

Via email:
Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide.

The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts. What does your wife look like?"

The old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours




2 comments:

Kirsten Namskau said...

Oh shit, it wasn't me they were looking for this time...
I thought you were telling the story about the time I went shopping with my old impotent husbands and discovered that my younger secret-married, hot husband was in the shop too...It was then I run out, you see.

curmudgeon said...

kirsten,
Bwah! You'll have to be more careful!