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Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Whatta Maroon

Alleged drunk man breaks into airport
LAS VEGAS - An intoxicated 28-year-old man apparently broke into a secure area near McCarran International Airport and stole a luggage cart tug car before being arrested early Tuesday.

Joshua Scheuerman is accused by police of breaching two perimiter fences at the Quail Air Center around 4 a.m.

He allegedly stole the tug car and began to drive it on airport property.

Federal Aviation Administration spokesman Ian Gregor said the tug damaged the right wing of a G-4 Gulfstream business jet.

Police said he also damaged a fence before rolling the tug into a ditch. He ran and was stopped by Department of Aviation officers.

Scheuerman was booked on charges of grand larceny, malicious destruction of private property, hit and run property damage, and trespassing.
"Alleged" Do ya think? That will be an expensive repair job.

I have one word for you there, buddy: Rehab.

2 comments:

jt said...

If one drunk American can break into an airport and do that kind of damage before getting "caught", what does this say of our Homeland Security Department and airport security as a whole when it comes to a team of determined terrorists?

curmudgeon said...

Oh, I have all the confidence in the world...