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Wednesday, January 31, 2007

A Funny

DA BEARS!!!




The teacher was holding class in Gary Indiana recently and announced "I am a Colts fan! Who else in here is a Colts fan?"

Of course, all the students - wanting to be just like teacher - raised their hands except for Little Johnny .

The teacher exclaimed "Johnny! Why, I don't understand! You're not a Colts fan?"

Johnny replies "No, I'm a Bears fan."

To which the teacher says "Why would you be a Colts fan yet live in Indiana?"

Johnny says "My father has always been a big Bears fan, and my mother has always been a big Bears fan, and because of that, I guess I've just ended up being a Bears fan too."

Teacher says "So if your father was a moron and your mother was also a moron, what would that make you?"

Johnny says "Well, that would make me a Colts fan!"





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5 comments:

Kirsten N. Namskau said...

Good answer.

curmudgeon said...

That's what I thought. :)

Lee said...

I really hope that Da Bears win....I can't stand the thought of Peyton Manning getting a ring.

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Anonymous said...

The Colts are one of those teams I've just never really had an opinion of good or bad. Just never watched them.
But of course, I hope they lose now.

curmudgeon said...

Wait a minute. I wasn't anonymous. I was ME!!!

So NEW blooggerr is evidently fucked up anyway.