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Monday, January 08, 2007

Well, Ain't She A Sweetheart

Prosecutor: Wife poisoned Marine, spent life insurance on breast implants

CourtTV - Fri Jan 5, 5:43 PM ET

SAN DIEGO (Court TV) - A prosecutor told jurors Thursday that 33-year-old Cynthia Sommer was the only person greedy enough to murder her husband for his military benefits and close enough to poison him to death with arsenic.
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She killed him so she could get a new set of tits?

I hope they serve you well in the future, bitch. And I hope you remember your dead husband every time some dude gives them a squeeze.

4 comments:

Scottsdale Girl said...

*thud*

Can't. Breathe. SO. Wrong.

curmudgeon said...

Amazing, eh?

Anonymous said...

Sounds like it will probably be Big Bertha giving them a squeeze for a few years.

curmudgeon said...

I believe you're right!