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Friday, February 16, 2007

'Average Joe'? Yup, With A Horse Cock

By Richard Leong Thu Feb 15, 10:23 AM ET

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Porn star Ron Jeremy wants to be taken seriously -- with his clothes on.
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BWAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Yeah. That'll happen.

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7 comments:

Lee said...: Maybe he should just go for a little more respect in his industry......by shaving off his man sweater!; Fri Feb 16, 01:12:00 PM PST
Scottsdale Girl said...: If you ever want to be taken seriously, you know in your lifetime, then never become a porn star.

Isn't this basic knowledge like Breathe in, breathe out?

Sheesh; Fri Feb 16, 07:35:00 PM PST
Unknown said...: Tracy Lords made it into a couple of movies. Non-porn types even. Mortal combat was one of them. Thank goodness they didn,t give her to many lines.; Fri Feb 16, 08:31:00 PM PST
Erica said...: I dunno...maybe I'm in the minority here, but I think he's kinda cute, and would feel so even if his ramalamadingdangdong were a mere 6 inches.

Motion of the ocean, you know? I like a regular guy.; Fri Feb 16, 08:52:00 PM PST
curmudgeon said...: Lee,
But I hear chicks dig all that soft fuzz...

S.G.,
Well, you would think. But I'm thinking they're just like other entertainers who actually think that fame equals knowledge.

Jim,
I never saw Mortal Combat. Was there a lot of moaning and gasping in it?

Erica,
FER SHAME! How did you know it wasn't? ;); Sat Feb 17, 05:32:00 AM PST
Anonymous said...: Traci Lords was also in Melrose Place as Jake's partner in the bar.; Mon Feb 19, 02:12:00 PM PST
curmudgeon said...: Sorry. Never saw an episode.; Tue Feb 20, 07:26:00 AM PST

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Friday, February 16, 2007

'Average Joe'? Yup, With A Horse Cock

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