Oh fer gawd's sake. If you're going to get your dick sucked in the car, just pull over.
Wed Jun 13, 10:58 PM ET
BELLEVUE, Wash. - Drunken driving is bad, but drunken driving while naked could be worse. A Washington State Patrol trooper pulled over an SUV on Interstate 90 in this Seattle suburb after observing it driving erratically about 1:20 a.m. Friday.
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It's bad enough to drink coffee, shave, talk on the cell phone, put on make-up and read the newspaper while driving. You don't need to fuck too.
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7 comments:
Ahahahahahaha...
Just the other day I got out of my car, put my coffee on the roof, clipped on my cell phone, PDA, grabbed my newspaper, and then got my laptop.
My boss said that I should have been on the Seattle tourism brochure.
Well hopefully, you had your clothes on...
"embracing while driving"....is there really a written law against this? I mean, I know it wouldn't be safe, but I just can't imagine Code 15.2014.12 says "no embracing while driving"
It struck me as rather odd too. I mean, there was actually a need to enact such a law? Was it that common of an occurrence that the powers that be said "We gotta do something about the 'Embracing while driving' business before it gets completely out of hand"?
Gee whiz.
So, you're sayin' if you were driving down some highway with the Playmate of the year in your car, and she offered.....you'd say no? Unh huh.....
You have NO IDEA how fast I can get parked when necessary.
I know I can't drive very far with my eyes closed though. ;)
:-)
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