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Friday, October 12, 2007

Outta Here

Okay folks, I'm leaving town for the weekend.

See y'all next week.

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4 comments:

My Flock Rocks! said...: I miss you! I need your advice Dr. Curm!; Sun Oct 14, 04:00:00 PM PDT
curmudgeon said...: BWAH!!; Mon Oct 15, 08:51:00 AM PDT
My Flock Rocks! said...: So Dr Curm...I am suffering from this horrible sinus problem! It's bad and nothin' is helping except for some shots of Rumplemintz, but besides that, I have a question for you...
If my nose runs, and my feet smell, am I really standing on my head???? Please help...I need your advice!
Luv Ya!; Mon Oct 15, 07:08:00 PM PDT
curmudgeon said...: For the sinus issue, one of the old farts I used to work with in the coal mine once said "The best cure for what ails you is to take a fifth and a pint and mix them."

As for the other, I would say it's akin to the age old question of "If a tree falls on Helen Keller in thw woods, would anyone hear the pope fart?"

Makes you wonder...; Tue Oct 16, 07:34:00 AM PDT

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Friday, October 12, 2007

Outta Here

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