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Friday, July 10, 2009

Nerds

Okay, for all you nerds out there, here are some t-shirts.
What do they mean?:

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6 comments:

none said...: HTML jokes..

127.0.0.1 Is your own system and network card.. I guess the T-shirt is a play on there's no place like home.; Fri Jul 10, 10:20:00 AM PDT
curmudgeon said...: Exactly! You get 10 points. :); Fri Jul 10, 10:32:00 AM PDT
Anonymous said...: Ping 127.0.0.1 = masturbation!; Fri Jul 10, 11:04:00 AM PDT
curmudgeon said...: Self test!; Fri Jul 10, 11:10:00 AM PDT
TechnoYid said...: <body> and </body> are html code (the kind used to make web pages) that signify the beginning and end of the actual code for the page.

"> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0
0 rows returned"

...">..." is a SQL statement that says "select all records from the "users" database that meet the criteria of "clue" being greater than zero. And, of course, it returns no records, since everyone of the users is clueless.

"10 types". "10" in binary is "2". If you understood binary, you'd get the joke.

127.0.0.1 is an IP address commonly referred to as "home".; Mon Jul 13, 09:55:00 AM PDT
curmudgeon said...: WOOHOO! You get 50 points!; Mon Jul 13, 10:15:00 AM PDT

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Friday, July 10, 2009

Nerds

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