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Friday, July 10, 2009

Yeah. Sure.

Teen pregnant after ‘swimming in pool’

A WOMAN is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter got pregnant - from using the swimming pool.

Magdalena Kwiatkowska's 13-year-old returned to Poland from their holiday expecting a baby.

Magdalena believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel's mixed pool. She is now seeking compensation from the hotel.

A travel industry source said: "The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there.

"She is determined to go ahead with the case."

Tourist authorities in Warsaw, Poland, have confirmed they received the bizarre complaint.
Sure. Uh-huh. Admit it you little bitch. The only 'stray' jizz in that pool was from the stray guy you fucked in it.




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2 comments:

Hammer said...

Maybe they need more clorine...

curmudgeon said...

Enough to kill all the boys?