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Tuesday, July 28, 2009

National Felon League

Here's what the NFL commissioner said regarding:
Michael Vick reinstated by NFL
"I accept that you are sincere when you say that you want to, and will, turn your life around, and that you intend to be a positive role model for others," Goodell said in his letter to Vick. "I am prepared to offer you that opportunity. Whether you succeed is entirely in your hands."

"Needless to say, your margin for error is extremely limited," the letter said. "I urge you to take full advantage of the resources available to support you and to dedicate yourself to rebuilding your life and your career. If you do this, the NFL will support you."
Here's what he meant:
"Vick is a money maker. He can make us all rich as long as he doesn't fuck up. Hey Vick, I really hope you don't fuck up."



Anonymous said...

Vicks a Prick.

It's all about money.

curmudgeon said...

Exactly. It would have been spiffy if he would have gotten the same sort of fight for his life treatment in the slammer on a regular basis. Instead, I'm sure there are a bunch of inmates bragging about how they shared a cell or a meal with the asshole.

Anonymous said...

I heard on the radio that he'll be allowed to sign NFL contracts and practice with a team but he won't be allowed to play in any regular season games this year. Sounds like a rat-fuck situation.

curmudgeon said...

I heard he had to sit out at least the first six games. So there's a possibility he may be playing by the end of the season.

country roads said...

The NFL was already on its way to being pro-wrestling. This just takes it one more step. The one good thing is that it won't be long til he fucks up again. He was an asshole all through college, and I doubt seriously he's changed at all.

curmudgeon said...

No doubt. Like they say, a leaopard can't change it's spots.
The teevee viewing public is all into 'reality' type shit nowadays, figgers football shows would head that way.