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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Nucking Futs

Love is a rollercoaster for woman marrying funfair ride

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Any love affair has its ups and downs, but Amy Wolfe's sex life is a rollercoaster.

She enjoys a 'satisfying' sexual relationship with a fairground ride - a 'magic carpet' themed ride named 1001 Nachts - and now plans to marry it.

The 33-year-old rides the machine 300 times a year and uses pictures of it to satisfy herself at home.

Ms Wolfe, from Pennsylvania, suffers from a condition where people develop sexual feelings towards objects.

It's a fairly long-distance relationship, as she lives 130km (80 miles) away from the Knoebels Amusement Park ride.
"...sexual feelings towards objects." ?

I can see where a woman would get some feelings for a dildo, but a rollercoaster? Yeah, she's crazy.

"♫♪ Rollercoaster, ♪♪ of Love. (say what)" ♫♪
"♫♪♫ Rollercoaster, yeah ♫♪ (oohh oohh oohh)..." ♫♫♪


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