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Damn! I'm going to have to backtrack and read the prior installments of this bullshit story now.
But here is today's entry from MichaelMoore-On.com [Bold is my doins']:

The Peaceful Occupation of Crawford (Day 5)

-- a message from Cindy Sheehan, Crawford, TX

Today started at 4am when the rain started blowing into my tent and my head and my feet started getting soaked then thunder and lightening came over my tent. I was really frightened for my life, so I abandoned ship and went into Crawford.

The soldiers in Iraq don't have that luxury, but nevertheless...

By the time we made our way through the floods and got into Crawford, I had a fever, sore throat, and bad headache. So I was made to rest and not have any interviews until noon.

Bummer. She had to take it easy and not exploit herself for a while.

We had a little bit of trouble with locals today.

Again, like our soldiers.

We are beginning to feel a little unwelcome here. One lady almost ran over a television crew.

I hope she has better aim next time.

She screamed at us that the neighbors are really mad ...so we moved down the road to our closest neighbor who is very sweet. Her husband is a medic who just got home from Iraq.

I hope she pays attention to this guy a little.

Again, I did tons of interviews. It looks like I will be on the cover of People Magazine. Time Magazine, Vanity Fair and Oprah's magazine will be interviewing me also.
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Cough...attention whore...cough.
On the bright side, we'll all have plenty of pictures for the dartboard.

As for Bill O'Reilly, Sean Hannity, Michelle Malkin, Matt Drudge, etc...nothing you can say can hurt me or make me stop what we are doing. We are working for peace with justice. We are using peaceful means and the truth to do it.

Truth? You can't handle the truth!!! (Yes, I stole that line.)

I guess the truth frightens people. It frightens them so much, they have to resort to telling lies to rebut my arguments.

Unlike Michael Moore-on.

They are despicable human beings and not even worth our concern. Bill O'Reilly had the nerve to invite me on his show again today.

Oh, so you'll only appear for hand-picked interviews. Heaven forbid you have an interview with someone who may contradict you. So fucking typical I can't fucking stand it!!
Chicken-shit bitch. I could puke.

May Allah guide the angry woman's steering wheel a little better next time not only for the film crews, but for Cindy Sheehan too.


Update: A comment posted by Tom vG over on Protein Wisdom:

Thanks for your anger mixed with empathy. Her pain is something I avoided commenting on since learning of hypocrisy, yet her prior words reverberate.

And, I believe that the proverbial “long run” the most important. I trust she will eventually recognize that she is in a stage of anger. And, that others are using her to place her on another, more crass, stage that she will regret being in the front of.

Or not, because losing my son is more than I can imagine to imagine.

Well put.
She is being exploited by these self-serving assholes and I don't think she even realizes it.
The only reason she has their support is so they can continue to point out how many things Bush is doing wrong.

What if there was some protesting going on about how many people were slaughtered in Iraq or how many are currently being beaten, starved to death or otherwisemistreated in North Korea.
Say protesters were pointing out how we should be executing those tyrant leaders. There would be no teevee coverage, no fat bastards making "documentaries", and no magazines wanting interviews.

Kaaaack! Spit!
Get off my fucking grass you god damn kids!!!