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Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Shit

Hi there! How's it going?
Good. That's what I thought.

Well, nothing exciting to blog about right now, howzabout a pile of fluff?:
  • Maid in HK court after sex with boss's teenage son Reuters - Tue May 6, 3:58 AM ET

    HONG KONG (Reuters) - A 45-year-old Indonesian maid admitted having sex with her Hong Kong employer's 14-year-old son after watching Internet porn together, a newspaper reported on Tuesday.

Statutory rape! It's not just for teachers any more!

Good gawd. Get a fucking life man.

  • Illinois man orders custom beer-can coffin AP - Mon May 5, 3:37 PM ET

    SOUTH CHICAGO HEIGHTS, Ill. - Bill Bramanti will love Pabst Blue Ribbon eternally, and he's got the custom-made beer-can casket to prove it. "I actually fit, because I got in here," said Bramanti of South Chicago Heights.

P.B.R.? You want a beer can coffin and you get a P.B.R.? Nice, dude. You will always be remembered as being a lover of piss-water.

  • Japan city suspends official for surfing porn at work Reuters - Fri May 2, 5:03 AM ET

    TOKYO (Reuters) - A city bureaucrat in western Japan was suspended from his job after officials discovered he visited porn websites at work almost every day, often spending hours gazing at nude photos, a city official said.

Why? What's wrong with that?

Karma is a motherfucker, no? I'm sure the cops' bellies are still aching from laughing at that clown.

  • Oil hits record above $121 on supply woes AP - 41 minutes ago Sent 122 times
    VIENNA, Austria - Oil futures surpassed $121 a barrel for the first time Tuesday, the spike fueled by worries about threats to supply and a weakening of the U.S. dollar.
Don't even get me fucking started.

All the problems in the world - gas prices, people starving, cyclone killing tens of thousands, gay marriage - and we're more concerned with the welfare of one fucking bird?

Nice.

  • Former NY DA Pirro gets TV show AP - Mon May 5, 5:19 PM ET
    WHITE PLAINS, N.Y. - A former district attorney is parlaying her experience as a legal commentator on television into becoming a judge on a TV show.
Yeah, just what we need. Another gawd-damn judge on teevee.


Okay, that's enough for now. I've made myself sufficiently disgusted for the day. How about you?




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4 comments:

Jean said...

I like the photo..."died with his head up his ass." Good choice considering the state of the world
*sigh*

curmudgeon said...

Yeah, it hit me that way.

Anonymous said...

What, not including the story of the Austrian daughter-raping psycho? If that story doesn't prove we need proscribed euthanasia in this world, nothing does. If you need me, I'll be in the bomb shelter waiting on the rapture.

curmudgeon said...

I thought about putting that story in here, but it was a few days old, so I didn't bother.

Oh, and I'll bring a six-pack or two if you don't mind me stopping by.