Shit

Hi there! How's it going?
Good. That's what I thought.

Well, nothing exciting to blog about right now, howzabout a pile of fluff?:

• Maid in HK court after sex with boss's teenage son Reuters - Tue May 6, 3:58 AM ET

  HONG KONG (Reuters) - A 45-year-old Indonesian maid admitted having sex with her Hong Kong employer's 14-year-old son after watching Internet porn together, a newspaper reported on Tuesday.

Statutory rape! It's not just for teachers any more!

• Sacramento man arrested after police find 300 dead cats AP - Mon May 5, 2:08 PM ET

  SACRAMENTO, Calif. - Police say they have discovered 300 dead cats stuffed into freezers at a man's Sacramento home.

Good gawd. Get a fucking life man.

• Illinois man orders custom beer-can coffin AP - Mon May 5, 3:37 PM ET

  SOUTH CHICAGO HEIGHTS, Ill. - Bill Bramanti will love Pabst Blue Ribbon eternally, and he's got the custom-made beer-can casket to prove it. "I actually fit, because I got in here," said Bramanti of South Chicago Heights.

P.B.R.? You want a beer can coffin and you get a P.B.R.? Nice, dude. You will always be remembered as being a lover of piss-water.

• Japan city suspends official for surfing porn at work Reuters - Fri May 2, 5:03 AM ET

  TOKYO (Reuters) - A city bureaucrat in western Japan was suspended from his job after officials discovered he visited porn websites at work almost every day, often spending hours gazing at nude photos, a city official said.

Why? What's wrong with that?

• Police: Motorcyclist flipped bird, popped wheelie, crashed AP - Mon May 5, 7:41 PM ET

  COPIAGUE, N.Y. - A Long Island man who flipped his finger at a police cruiser and then popped a wheelie on his motorcycle is recovering from injuries after crashing.

Karma is a motherfucker, no? I'm sure the cops' bellies are still aching from laughing at that clown.

• Oil hits record above $121 on supply woes AP - 41 minutes ago Sent 122 times

  VIENNA, Austria - Oil futures surpassed $121 a barrel for the first time Tuesday, the spike fueled by worries about threats to supply and a weakening of the U.S. dollar.

Don't even get me fucking started.

• Idaho team readies artificial beak for wounded bald eagle AP - Mon May 5, 8:44 PM ET

  ST. MARIES, Idaho - She has been named Beauty, though this eagle is anything but.

All the problems in the world - gas prices, people starving, cyclone killing tens of thousands, gay marriage - and we're more concerned with the welfare of one fucking bird?

Nice.

• Former NY DA Pirro gets TV show AP - Mon May 5, 5:19 PM ET

  WHITE PLAINS, N.Y. - A former district attorney is parlaying her experience as a legal commentator on television into becoming a judge on a TV show.

Yeah, just what we need. Another gawd-damn judge on teevee.


Okay, that's enough for now. I've made myself sufficiently disgusted for the day. How about you?




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