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Friday, October 07, 2005

Another Option

From the AFP via Yahoo:
US firm turns cremated remains into precious gems

Thu Oct 6,12:12 PM ET

CHICAGO (AFP) - Everyone said she was a gem. Now, just eight ounces of cremated remains is all it takes to turn your mother into a diamond.

In fact, there's enough carbon in those ashes to make about 20 gems. And there will still be several pounds of ashes left over to display on the mantelpiece.
Now you longer have to put up with the stench of your rotting mother sitting on the sofa after she dies. Nor do you have to go through the trouble of building her a shrine in your home.
You can have her made into a diamond ring instead.

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