What you do today could very well burn your ass tomorrow."
"I'm multi-talented.
I can talk and piss you off at the same time."
"Never hold in farts.
They travel up your spine and into your brain.
And that's where shitty ideas come from."
Tuesday, October 18, 2005
Random Quotes
"Life isn't like a bowl of cherries, it's more like a jar of jalepenos.
What you do today could very well burn your ass tomorrow."
"I'm multi-talented.
I can talk and piss you off at the same time."
"Never hold in farts.
They travel up your spine and into your brain.
And that's where shitty ideas come from."
What you do today could very well burn your ass tomorrow."
"I'm multi-talented.
I can talk and piss you off at the same time."
"Never hold in farts.
They travel up your spine and into your brain.
And that's where shitty ideas come from."
1 comment:
I'm stealing this one too - jokes for my adopted soldier and others.
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