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Monday, October 10, 2005

What A Maroon

This story - or at least the visualizations - is just to funny to not post.

From CourtTV.com: (Click, scroll)
An 18-year-old's trip to a convenience store turned into an inconvenience for two Centre County policemen when they found the teen standing naked in front of the store with a kerosene pump nozzle in his mouth.

According to the Centre County District Attorney's office, on Sept. 26, Brian Michael Schreck initially entered Snappy's clothed only in a pair of boxers and a T-shirt. When asked to leave by store personnel, he crossed the highway and went to the Frosty Cup, another convenience store, which was closed at the time. Schreck then entered an unlocked van in the parking lot, broke the headlight switch, and pulled a radio from the dash, according a police criminal complaint.

Schreck then decided to break into a nearby home and vehicle before returning to Snappy's — naked.

Store employees discovered him standing unclothed with a gas pump nozzle in his mouth, according to an affidavit filed by the Centre County District Attorney's office.

Responding to multiple complaints, police used pepper spray and batons to apprehend the Schreck, who has since been charged with aggravated assault and three counts of criminal attempt for trespassing and theft.

Schreck was released on $25,000 bond. His trial is scheduled to begin on Dec 3.
Do you think maybe he had been dabbling in some sort of mind altering substance?

1 comment:

curmudgeon said...

That's another possibility.