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Thursday, December 28, 2006

Helpful Hint

Item #7256 to NOT do while being arrested:
Man keeps drinking beer during arrest

Wed Dec 27, 8:28 PM ET

MANCHESTER, N.H. - Police say a man they pulled over for driving drunk continued to swig his beer during his arrest. Patrick Allain, 35, faces numerous charges after his arrest Monday night, the fourth time he's been arrested for driving while intoxicated. Police say he hit two other cars and initially refused to stop when officers tried to pull him over.
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Oh, and if by chance you ever end up in jail, try to hold your bowels in check:
Flatulence allegedly sparks jail fight

Wed Dec 27, 5:34 PM ET

NORTH PLATTE, Neb. - Brian Bruggeman caused a stink at the Lincoln County Jail earlier this month and will now have to answer for it in court. Another inmate, Jesse Dorris, alleges that Bruggeman's flatulence, passed in close proximity to Dorris, sparked a Dec. 14 fight between the two at the jail.
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It's just a damn good thing he didn't light up a smoke near the guy. Can't have him polluting the atmosphere.

6 comments:

~QZ~ said...

being arrested by the po po is no reason to waste a good beer.

i hope that fart guy passes another one in court

curmudgeon said...

True, no reason to pour it out since you're already busted. But you may at least want to not let them see it.

Scottsdale Girl said...

OH EM GEE, that was probably a relative of mine or the Prince's. EEKA!

curmudgeon said...

BWAH!

Anonymous said...

Fitting that the accusee is from Hershey.

curmudgeon said...

erica,
I'll have to take your word for it.