Item #7256 to NOT do while being arrested:
Man keeps drinking beer during arrest
Wed Dec 27, 8:28 PM ET
MANCHESTER, N.H. - Police say a man they pulled over for driving drunk continued to swig his beer during his arrest. Patrick Allain, 35, faces numerous charges after his arrest Monday night, the fourth time he's been arrested for driving while intoxicated. Police say he hit two other cars and initially refused to stop when officers tried to pull him over.
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Oh, and if by chance you ever end up in jail, try to hold your bowels in check:
Flatulence allegedly sparks jail fight
Wed Dec 27, 5:34 PM ET
NORTH PLATTE, Neb. - Brian Bruggeman caused a stink at the Lincoln County Jail earlier this month and will now have to answer for it in court. Another inmate, Jesse Dorris, alleges that Bruggeman's flatulence, passed in close proximity to Dorris, sparked a Dec. 14 fight between the two at the jail.
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It's just a damn good thing he didn't light up a smoke near the guy. Can't have him polluting the atmosphere.
5 comments:
True, no reason to pour it out since you're already busted. But you may at least want to not let them see it.
OH EM GEE, that was probably a relative of mine or the Prince's. EEKA!
BWAH!
Fitting that the accusee is from Hershey.
erica,
I'll have to take your word for it.
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