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Thursday, December 07, 2006

Just Remember - All You Pervs

THIS is more than likely the 'eighteen year-old girl' you've been wanking to while chatting on your MySpace account:

13 comments:

Anonymous said...: See, now, this is why I'm a vegetarian.

Eww!; Thu Dec 07, 01:43:00 PM PST
curmudgeon said...: It could have just as easy been a carrot stick. BWAH!; Thu Dec 07, 02:09:00 PM PST
Anonymous said...: Ooh, lah-lah! Stop posting self portraits damned it!; Thu Dec 07, 02:53:00 PM PST
Miss Sassy said...: I would totally date that guy.
Spontaneous, funny, and decorated!

This is the trouble, I understand this now, I'm fixing it ASAP.; Thu Dec 07, 03:18:00 PM PST
curmudgeon said...: mark,
Do I spy the little green monster?

sassy,
Spontaneous? - maybe. Funny? - sick. Decorated? - gross.; Thu Dec 07, 03:48:00 PM PST
Scottsdale Girl said...: You are so effing lucky that I don't like turkey legs...

I'm jes sayin; Thu Dec 07, 04:18:00 PM PST
curmudgeon said...: Oh, come on now. You'd yank one of them offa there in a heartbeat.; Thu Dec 07, 04:21:00 PM PST
Anonymous said...: He maybe look whatever, but he's only a chicken between his legs...Ha ha; Fri Dec 08, 05:11:00 AM PST
Anonymous said...: Interesting. This is your streaking photo, I assume?; Fri Dec 08, 05:20:00 AM PST
Natalia said...: It's so disgusting. And yet...I can't stop staring.

-N; Fri Dec 08, 07:38:00 AM PST
curmudgeon said...: Bwah! Y'all crack me up!; Fri Dec 08, 08:13:00 AM PST
curmudgeon said...: pooke,
No, those are hidden behind the turkey leg.; Sat Dec 09, 06:20:00 AM PST
Anonymous said...: that says it all; Mon Dec 11, 08:32:00 AM PST

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Thursday, December 07, 2006

Just Remember - All You Pervs

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