Just How G.D. Stupid...

Oh forget it:

Man calls 911 to report stolen drugs

AP - Tue Dec 12, 4:21 PM ET Sent 279 times

WICHITA, Kan. - A Wichita man called 911 to report he was the victim of an armed robbery. The theft? A pound of marijuana worth about $1,100 that he had been trying to sell at his home.
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Whatta maroon.
They say drugs will do that to you.