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Tuesday, December 12, 2006

So, What Do You Get For The Geek Who Has Everything?

Why, a Desktop Missile Launcher of course:

Specially made for that passive-aggressive cube dweller on your Christmas list, it comes with a USB interface and controller software.

8 comments:

Natalia said...: Very constructive gift.

-N; Tue Dec 12, 07:48:00 AM PST
curmudgeon said...: I could have used on of those in Jr. High.; Tue Dec 12, 07:56:00 AM PST
curmudgeon said...: I'd rather point it at a Mac user.
Oh, wait. We don't have those here! BWAH!; Tue Dec 12, 08:41:00 AM PST
Anonymous said...: questions:

1. can those warheads actually be armed
2. what is the range
3. are they programmable

never has there been a day when i could use those more than today; Tue Dec 12, 10:21:00 AM PST
curmudgeon said...: shoes,
1- I'm thinking they could be adapted.
2- That too.
3- Don't know what the software is capable of.

Better jump on it then!; Tue Dec 12, 10:27:00 AM PST
GUYK said...: I want one of them...with a lock on tracking device to get the cats that shit in my rose bed; Tue Dec 12, 12:15:00 PM PST
Anonymous said...: Oooh! If someone got me those I could quit blogging.

Hmm...; Tue Dec 12, 12:16:00 PM PST
curmudgeon said...: guyk,
Might be useful for the treerats too.

freddie,
Naw, you would then start blogging about whom you used them on.; Tue Dec 12, 12:29:00 PM PST

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Tuesday, December 12, 2006

So, What Do You Get For The Geek Who Has Everything?

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