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Tuesday, December 12, 2006

So, What Do You Get For The Geek Who Has Everything?

Why, a Desktop Missile Launcher of course:



Specially made for that passive-aggressive cube dweller on your Christmas list, it comes with a USB interface and controller software.

9 comments:

Natalia said...

Very constructive gift.

-N

curmudgeon said...

I could have used on of those in Jr. High.

Mark said...

Fucking blogger... I'll try this again.

It probably requires Windoze XP so you'll be aiming it at your computer.

curmudgeon said...

I'd rather point it at a Mac user.
Oh, wait. We don't have those here! BWAH!

Anonymous said...

questions:

1. can those warheads actually be armed
2. what is the range
3. are they programmable

never has there been a day when i could use those more than today

curmudgeon said...

shoes,
1- I'm thinking they could be adapted.
2- That too.
3- Don't know what the software is capable of.

Better jump on it then!

GUYK said...

I want one of them...with a lock on tracking device to get the cats that shit in my rose bed

Freddie said...

Oooh! If someone got me those I could quit blogging.

Hmm...

curmudgeon said...

guyk,
Might be useful for the treerats too.

freddie,
Naw, you would then start blogging about whom you used them on.